I'd like to say, I'm very sorry I wasn't able to do my column last week but I'm now back on top and able to produce top notch celebrity gossip for anyone who reads this. Over two weeks ago I did a quiz and got only two entries (better than none), the winner of that trivia quiz is... Sophie. If Sophie could contact me through the forum and I can arrange for your prize to be issued. I will be doing another quiz towards the end of the column so make sure you stay tuned. These past two weeks have been pretty crazy in the celebrity world and I can't wait to get my imaginary claws into it.

There have been rumours circulating around Breezy (I don't know where this g-dawg gangster name came from, but that's Chris Brown if you didn't already know) has been rumoured to feature on the full feature length of RiRi's new song - Birthday Cake. Over 3 years ago, the Yeah x3 singer nearly murderd Rihanna, that's how severe the attacks were. There is an account circulating around the internet of the exact account of what happened, but it isn't pretty. Still, you would think... Oh wait, he beat me up real bad, I won't talk to him again. No, you thought wrong. In fact, the wife beater showed up to RiRi's latest birthday bash and presented her with a custom made cake. Not only was he caught with RiRi but he also was caught coming out of the same studio as the Talk That Flop (oops, talk) singer. If you want to check out the rest of the story about their extremely weird relationship, check out this article here and here. A lot of the fansite blogs have recently issued posts where they plan to boycott the singer, it has gotten to the point where several worldwide trending topics have popped up on Twitter to deliberately boycott the singer if she goes through with the feautre of Mr. Brown. Fans plan to - 'unlike' the singers page everywhere, refuse to buy her music and basically hurl abuse at her. However, they said they're only doing this because she's apparently *apparently* promoting domestic violence. I can see their frustrations with the feature, but do you really need to boycott her career... Well attempt to. 

Nicki Minaj has been known for her outlandish outfits and outfits that make her ass look like the size of Texas. However, since her support for the campaign to fight AIDS with Viva Glam, she has been sporting some interesting bold coloured outfits. If you want to check out her latest outfits, click here. Following her Grammy performance, the Catholic church are mad, they real mad. But the Super Bass singer excused herself in a GMA interview, explaining she was just introducing her character Roman to the audience and that she was not mocking the Catholic Church but merely respecting it's cleanliness. I have no idea where she's coming from, it was still a really weird performance which consisted of her shouting lyrics to me, which to be honest, sounded like she was throwing up. Nicki Minaj will be releasing her next EP - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded. She's been dropping a lot of songs lately and her next hit - Starships is expected to dominate the charts once it is released to the music industry. Her next promo release will be Va Va Voom in March in UK to promote her UK apperances. 

A stan is a well known word for music fans across the internet. To put it simple, it's a word combining stalker and fan, which is frankly, the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. It's debatable which stan for which artist is the worst, but in recent events where 'Little Monsters' attack Kelly Osbourne, I'd say Gaga stans are in the lead for crazy. Tweets like 'get raped and that I look like aids' were directed towards Kelly Osbourne not long ago. To put it into context for you guys, Kelly Osbourne critisized the Born This Way singer for missing out on the red carpet arrival for the Grammys. Apparently Osbourne doesn't think Gaga respected her fans enough to not make an apperance... What? You know you don't mess with Little Monsters because tweets that she 'needs to die'  and various vulgar things filled her twitter feed. You can in fact check out her Twitter feed now, scroll down a bit and see some of the abuse she is receiving here.  Rabid fans genuinely scare the hell out of me, it might just be me. I will openly admit that I stan for GaGa (or I used to) and it did not get to the extreme like that!

Then back to good ol' wife beater Breezy. It was revealed in US Weekly that Chris Brown's new pickup like is 'I promise I won't beat you up'. A woman was interviewed by US Weekly here. That he genuinly asked for a girl's number and then shortly followed by the above line. Apparently friends were shouting at him 'That's his new pick up line'. I think it should be 'cos there would be no way I would go anywhere near him, I have recently unfollowed him on twitter AS HIS TWEETS TEND TO ALWAYS BE IN CAPITALS AND MOANING ABOUT SOMETHING, BUT REALLY HE'S JUST A SPOILT DIVA. HE'S EVEN ANGRY WHEN HE WINS A GRAMMY, CHECK IT OUT - HERE. Anyone who dates Chris Brown should wear a suited armour by default

If you hadn't checked out my column last week, I will be asking a question based on the content of the column published this week. Once again, congratulations to Sophie for winning last issues competition. I encourage you all to enter the competition as all winners are picked in my interesting randomiser so it's all pure luck - that's if you get the question right! The winner will receive an exclusive forum colour bar on the forum so you've got nothing to lose.

Make sure you click here to submit your answers for this weeks quiz. The winner will be annouced in the next issue. 

What is Chris Brown's latest pick up line for girls?

• I used to date Rihanna
• I will sing to you
• I promise I won't beat you up

See you next week :)

Written by lTom! on 19th February